A man is about to celebrate his 20th wedding aniversary.

He figures, "Hey - It's my aniversary too. I'll get something I can play with as well". So he decides to buy his wife the most sheer lingere he can find.

So he goes to Myers.

The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.

"This is $200," she says.

"I want one more sheer," he says.

"This one is $350."

"I want it even more sheer than that."

"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."

"I'll take it!"

The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me."

His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "this thing is so see-through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not. If I wear nothing I can return the thing tomorrow and pocket the refund".

So his wife comes down wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose.

"So, how do you like it?" she says.

There's a long thoughtfull pause from the man.

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He's thinking - "Geeeeeze! You'd think for $500 they'd at least iron the damn thing" !!!